THE PHYSICAL LAWS (OF THE UNIVERSE) ON TWITTER
The physical laws of the universe have just started a twitter account.
Not surprising, but the 1st law of thermodynamics doesn’t think much of unicorns.
The physical laws of the universe are at the mall.
As usual, Archimedes Principle is hogging the bathroom.
Even @rainbows should follow the physical laws of the universe.
The physical laws of the universe have a thing for graphing calculators.
Are you there @God, it’s us the physical laws of the universe.
The physical laws of the universe would just like to say that they are in no way responsible for the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.
Even if @god doesn’t want to follow the physical laws of the universe, maybe a get together for drinks is O.K?
The physical laws of the universe do not get the TV show “Lost.”
5 out of 5 dentists prefer the physical laws of the universe to credulous irrational beliefs.
The physical laws of the universe love walks on the beach, puppies, and scented pillows: but most of all, they love entropy.
The physical laws of the universe would just like to apologize for their part in this crazy weather you’re experiencing.