PHYLOGENY HAIKU ON THE GREAT APES
Pongo abelii
Orangutan asks
Why only use my two hands?
Feet are just as good
Pongo pygmaeus
Orangutan climbs
A good distance away from
African great apes
Gorilla gorilla
Gorilla ponders
When brute force fails to resolve
Perhaps more force works
Gorilla beringei
Mountain gorilla
Calmly chews wild celery
Peaceful times are rare
Pan paniscus
Bonobo grins big
The sweeter the fruit should be
The more sex required
Pan troglodytes
Chimpanzee hoots loud
In the driving rainstorm’s wrath
Why no umbrella?
Homo sapiens
Human walks away
From forest and savannah
Just sits in traffic