1. The celebrity chef loves her drone, posting its photos of her organic farm on a blog, and now hipsters picnic on farms illegally. 2. I love the robot even more desperately knowing it can’t love me back, will never lie, and is more attentive than my ex. 3. Taking a selfie with a star at the awards show through a telepresence robot, I post it with a link to my album, and the next day I’m a new celeb. 4. Mom doesn’t understand that Kim never remembers to do things, and the robot always does, so of course I…