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BE VERY AFRAID

Since it was very much inspired by Mr. Vonnegut, we’d like to (again) present this piece to you. He will be missed. The SCQ would also like to ask, “what are you afraid of?” Comments can be left here. – – – A few months before he died, a Nobel Prize winner wandered into my office, sat down, and proceeded to talk about science and ethics. He did this for about an hour. In fact, most of it boiled down to something like this. “Science is in a very interesting predicament these days. It has accelerated so much, in so…

DAY 87

Jared and the dog stared each other down. Between them, the glass door was smeared with paw prints. Jared held his surgical mask in his hand. The dog couldn’t hear him over the howling and barking from back inside the building. Go away, mouthed Jared at the dog. The dog barked at him. No, mouthed Jared, shaking his head. The dog ran up to the door and pawed it again. Jared looked over his back, into the building. The front desk was behind him, the wood paneling stripped completely. A computer sat dead on the desk. Every scrap of paper,…

GLYCEROL STOCKS: THE FUTURE IS NOW

Cryonics, the technique of freezing dead rich people and their pets, is generally disregarded as a big lame waste of money by most scientists and doctors. The goal of cryonics is to preserve all cells in the body well enough such that in the distant future, after scientists have figured out how to successfully “thaw” these high-stakes ice cubes, doctors [robots? Femto-sized germ soldiers?] could take a stab at curing your previously lethal disease. Then you would be free to marvel at the brushed stainless steel landscape, the crushing loneliness, and how everyone has a cell phone in their brain…

THE BUDDHA IS SMILING

In the island park of Nirvana Nagar, a giant statue of the Blessed with its head in the clouds — against a golden orb, nimbused by an ethereal radiance. ‘The Buddha is Smiling’ was the codeword for the first underground nuclear tests conducted by India at the army range of Pokhran in the Thar desert. The ‘Smiling Buddha’ was a high explosive implosion system weighing 1400 kg with a reported yield of 20 kilotons. The date was May 18, 1974: Buddha Purnima, the day when Siddhartha Gautama was born 2530 years ago. On the forehead, dew drops condense into diamonds…

RUB-A-DUB-DUB, A POLAR BEAR IN A BATH TUB

(See here first) This is just a friendly reminder that we have a science humour writing contest going on. Go on – be funny. Do some math. Win an iPod or a whole bunch of books. Note that entries do not have to be a whole piece that incorporates each image (like the one below) – just something funny will do. Click here for larger view of image Exams are always the worst. But they are especially rough when you end up staring at the same question for what seems like an eternity. Through the eyepiece of a lab microscope,…

RAMAN EFFECT

If you wish to make the color blue take a piece of sky and put it in a pot large enough to place on the flame of the horizon …And I left the recipe for whoever, one day, would imitate the sky. — Nuno Júdice Translated from the Portuguese by Richard Zenith River kites, with sun-smeared wings climb towers of spiral stairs with currents paying out their cords from the choppy waves at the harbor. White wings dazzle, helicoid against a cerulean mystery — witnesses to a mythopoeic voyage unlocking the color schemes of nature. After the rain, the sun…

IF TREES COULD TALK

Q: So, Great Hemlock, you have been in this forest for a while, tell me what it was like back when you were a seedling. A: Ooh, that was 300 years ago, let me think. I remember looking up to see if I could locate my parents. There were many trees that shaded me from the sun, but none that I recognized. Now that I am older and have seedlings of my own, I know that when they are ready, hemlock seeds fly away on the wind and parents never know what becomes of their offspring. I think it is…

TELOMERASE

Poem Oh, telomerase, You crafty soul, Whose life-giving phrase Like us, gets old Lets polymerase, With longlasting hold Yank out from our fate Our mortal coil Syllable Count 5 Oh, telomerase, 4 You crafty soul, 5 Whose life-giving phrase 4 Like us, gets old 5 Lets polymerase, 5 With longlasting hold 5 Yank out from our fate 4 Our mortal coil —- 37 First letter of each line, it’s order in the alphabet and mathematical commentary on the role of the telomerase enzyme itself O Y W L L W Y O = 15(10)25(-2)23(-11)12(0)12(11)23(2)25(-10)15 10(-12)-2(-9)-11(11)0(11)11(-9)2(-12)-10 -12(3)-9(20)11(0)11(-20)-9(-3)-12 3(17)20(-20)0(-20)-20(17)-3 17(-37)-20(0)-20(37)17 -37(37)0(37)37 37(0)37