A new edition of the laws of physics was released yesterday evening, with sweeping consequences for people everywhere. Anxiety was widespread on campuses around the world as the new laws took effect. Students awoke this morning to a number of inexplicable changes, such as a gravitational constant that had more than doubled, and water that freezes only between 17°C and 19°C. The scene was one of chaos as students attempted to comprehend and function under the new laws. Pinned to the ground by the increased gravity, one bewildered student kept blubbering “I just don’t understand it.” When questioned, however, he…
in which, with respect to our name, we are as confused as you are
By petereugster
Peter is just about to finish his undergraduate Engineering Physics degree at the University of British Columbia, and plans to pursue a career in technology development for the life sciences. He enjoys writing, and always makes sure that his stories have a beginning, middle, and end.