By Kyle Davis

Kyle Davis is from Austin, TX and is a quadruple threat, though none of those threats involve singing, dancing, acting, or working in any way. He is self-taught in the areas of writing, breathing, and walking and has been previously published at Yankee Pot Roast.

WHEN ROBOTS RISE UP AGAINST US, DO YOU KNOW WHOSE SIDE YOU’LL BE ON?

It’s really very simple: you’ll want to be on the winning side. With that in mind we should look at a few notable factors and choose wisely. First, let’s think about sheer numbers. There are “robots” everywhere. But when the time comes, only anthropomorphic robots will give us any trouble. What’s a sentient printer going to do? Print slower? I’m not concerned. However, robots that look like us will surely learn to imitate us and eventually create a natural camouflage of poly-resin skin-like plastic that will make them invisible to us when they’re among us, if we haven’t already created…

THE UNSENT FINAL COMMUNICATION FROM THE DESK OF ALBERT EINSTEIN

To Whom I Have Chosen: If you have received this letter, I have met my untimely death. Please know that I have not died by whatever reason(s) was/were publicly given, but was assassinated by extremist religious groups. My battle with them has raged for decades and I have made preparations, knowing this to be my end. My estate’s executor has dispatched this letter to you, as you are one of the top scientists in your field – be it biology, physics, chemistry, or another discipline. You have received this because you must now know the ultimate secret that I have…