By feezellbrothers

Eric Feezell`s humor writing has appeared at/in a variety of web and print publications. If you must see more of it, go here: www.ericfeezell.com

BILL HICK, SCIENCE PRICK, SERVES SUCKAS ON THE BLOCK

Dear Mr. Hick, Hi! My name is Sammy, and I live in Alaska with my mama, papa, and puppy dog, Puppy. I am only six, so my mama typed this for me. You are one of my favorite people. Ever! There’s this thing that we see up here a lot called the aurora borealis. (That looks like a hard word to spell! Wow.) My papa says it has something to do with electrons (another really hard word!), but I have a secret: I think it’s heaven. What do you think, Mr. Hick? Love, Sammy Davis Fairbanks, Alaska Dear Sammy, Sammy,…